Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to
Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem. The
world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high
school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you
get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your
dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: They called it opportunity.
Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as
boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the
parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and
losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY
TIMES as you want to get the right answer. *This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get
summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.*Do that on your own
Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people
actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for